Well, it's happy to oblige!
This thing is some kind of whimsical, performing creature I found lying around, and have opted to keep stored away in my hammerspace, in the case that it is ever... "Needed". Its name is Kelly the Clown!
Kelly can do lots of tricks, like ball juggling, stick juggling, freestyle rap, freeform acapella, and speaking (only when it is comical to do so). Kelly can also make balloon animals, mime improvisationally, mime consequentially, produce comical sounds, and perform prop comedy.
It would be my absolute HONOR to bring Kelly to your event or abode for a fee- please call or text 810-471-8995 to discuss details of the service desired! I will try to bring most of my goodies to your event by default, but please mention any particular props or gimmicks you would like for me to have prepared ahead of time!